Sunday, December 7, 2008

Creative Responses #2 Cultured-Euphemistic

While relaxing by the pool Culture's butler comes up to them and ask "what would they like to drink?"
Culture responds, " I would rather enjoy some lemonade at this occasion. I am quite parched and I feel lemonade would be the most vital to quench my thirst!"
Detached responds, " I dont care just bring me something and hurry up! Man it seems like nobody cares in this world anymore! Why should I have to tell you what I want?"
Emotional responds, "Oh my God!! Thank you soo much for asking! I can see you really care, and I love it when people care about other people. Well I would love some sweet tea please."
Esoteric answers, "In oreder for me to stay in tune, like in music, I need to hear the pitch. Come back later when I can tell what pitch my body is playing."
Euphemistic answers, " I dont know what I want. Maybe a soda, no water, no I want sweet tea, ugh.... I just so confused."

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