Five friends are waiting outside of a concert and they start talking about the concert....
Mr. Idiomatic: Art thou joyous on this day of celebration? By thy will and mine own, we will have a splendid time.
Mrs. Insipid: I guess we will. I'm not quite sure though.
Mrs. Jargon: As a Engineer I can really appreciate the dimensions and the stadium capacity that the the concert is help in. i can wait to see the volume of people it can hold!
Mr. Learned: Well I have been to a few concerts in my day so I know how these things work. This one will be great also because it is set up like all the other great concerts I attended.
Mrs. Literal: Well I believe because Journey is here it will get the crowd up and jumping. Puff Daddy is also here so he is sure to get the crowd dancing! They both are premiere artist and will both put on a great show!
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Creative Response #3 Exact-Homespun
One Sunday morning....
Mr. Exact: How are you feeling today on this bright and shining Sunday morning Mrs. Fig?
Mrs. Figurative: Well, I feel like a million dollars. The sun is bring, my cup is full and there is a cool breeze sweeping across the plains in which I live. How are you feeling Mr. Exact?
Mr. Exact: I can not complain because I am doing exceptionally well on this fine Sunday morning.
Mrs. Figurative: That is wonderful! I am glad we get to attend the ceremonial joy we call Church. Well I must be going. I have a long journey ahead of me. See you later Mr. Exact.
Mr. Exact: Bye Mrs. Fig.
meanwhile with the local nerd Adam Academic....
Adam: Oh my goodness! It seems my inquiries with Bio mechanics has left me unmistakeably late for Sunday morning service.
Harry Homespun: Dude quit being so formal, chill out. We are going soon, just calm yourself. Think of catching some narley waves bro!
Garry Grotesque: Yeah ill get you there. Even if I have to run a hundred puppies over and spill their blood over the highway causing massive chaos and widespread panic!
Adam: MY GOD MAN!!!! How could you think of being complicit in killing puppies. I believe I will have to put you on surveillance Mr. but it will have to wait. I must leave. Bye
Harry Homespun: Alright well y'all dudes take it easy. Holla later bro. Kowabunga!! later Adam and Garry.
Garry Grotesque: And as the little girl who coughes up blood and cries at night says, " I want to see you later please." Dont die out there guys.
Mr. Exact: How are you feeling today on this bright and shining Sunday morning Mrs. Fig?
Mrs. Figurative: Well, I feel like a million dollars. The sun is bring, my cup is full and there is a cool breeze sweeping across the plains in which I live. How are you feeling Mr. Exact?
Mr. Exact: I can not complain because I am doing exceptionally well on this fine Sunday morning.
Mrs. Figurative: That is wonderful! I am glad we get to attend the ceremonial joy we call Church. Well I must be going. I have a long journey ahead of me. See you later Mr. Exact.
Mr. Exact: Bye Mrs. Fig.
meanwhile with the local nerd Adam Academic....
Adam: Oh my goodness! It seems my inquiries with Bio mechanics has left me unmistakeably late for Sunday morning service.
Harry Homespun: Dude quit being so formal, chill out. We are going soon, just calm yourself. Think of catching some narley waves bro!
Garry Grotesque: Yeah ill get you there. Even if I have to run a hundred puppies over and spill their blood over the highway causing massive chaos and widespread panic!
Adam: MY GOD MAN!!!! How could you think of being complicit in killing puppies. I believe I will have to put you on surveillance Mr. but it will have to wait. I must leave. Bye
Harry Homespun: Alright well y'all dudes take it easy. Holla later bro. Kowabunga!! later Adam and Garry.
Garry Grotesque: And as the little girl who coughes up blood and cries at night says, " I want to see you later please." Dont die out there guys.
Creative Responses #2 Cultured-Euphemistic
While relaxing by the pool Culture's butler comes up to them and ask "what would they like to drink?"
Culture responds, " I would rather enjoy some lemonade at this occasion. I am quite parched and I feel lemonade would be the most vital to quench my thirst!"
Detached responds, " I dont care just bring me something and hurry up! Man it seems like nobody cares in this world anymore! Why should I have to tell you what I want?"
Emotional responds, "Oh my God!! Thank you soo much for asking! I can see you really care, and I love it when people care about other people. Well I would love some sweet tea please."
Esoteric answers, "In oreder for me to stay in tune, like in music, I need to hear the pitch. Come back later when I can tell what pitch my body is playing."
Euphemistic answers, " I dont know what I want. Maybe a soda, no water, no I want sweet tea, ugh.... I just so confused."
Culture responds, " I would rather enjoy some lemonade at this occasion. I am quite parched and I feel lemonade would be the most vital to quench my thirst!"
Detached responds, " I dont care just bring me something and hurry up! Man it seems like nobody cares in this world anymore! Why should I have to tell you what I want?"
Emotional responds, "Oh my God!! Thank you soo much for asking! I can see you really care, and I love it when people care about other people. Well I would love some sweet tea please."
Esoteric answers, "In oreder for me to stay in tune, like in music, I need to hear the pitch. Come back later when I can tell what pitch my body is playing."
Euphemistic answers, " I dont know what I want. Maybe a soda, no water, no I want sweet tea, ugh.... I just so confused."
Creative Response #1
One day there were 5 kids on their way to lunch at the local High School.
Concrete asked,"What will be the content of the lunch today that is being distributed by our government. i need to know what is being served because I rely so heavily on this food that our tax-payers money goes to help fund."
Artificial responded,"Well its obvious that they are serving french fries and pizza which have all been cooked in grease and fating products. All of this stuff comes from the fat of Lamas which is be used to make the foods they serve even fatter."
Bombastic answered, " Well, well, well, it seems that you have came to the right place. I am the only one who know the true identify if the menu. Without me, you would be lost and would subject yourself to being a loser like the rest of the people who don't listen to me.
Colloquial answered, "Dude!!! Like Bombastic is really harsh bro!! Look dude if you wanna know the menu then just follow me. Im like a fish to water when it comes to finding things bro!"
Connotative responded, "I know that they say it on the morning news every day, but I think you should ask. You can even search around the room, I believe that they have the menu up on one of the walls everyday."
Concrete asked,"What will be the content of the lunch today that is being distributed by our government. i need to know what is being served because I rely so heavily on this food that our tax-payers money goes to help fund."
Artificial responded,"Well its obvious that they are serving french fries and pizza which have all been cooked in grease and fating products. All of this stuff comes from the fat of Lamas which is be used to make the foods they serve even fatter."
Bombastic answered, " Well, well, well, it seems that you have came to the right place. I am the only one who know the true identify if the menu. Without me, you would be lost and would subject yourself to being a loser like the rest of the people who don't listen to me.
Colloquial answered, "Dude!!! Like Bombastic is really harsh bro!! Look dude if you wanna know the menu then just follow me. Im like a fish to water when it comes to finding things bro!"
Connotative responded, "I know that they say it on the morning news every day, but I think you should ask. You can even search around the room, I believe that they have the menu up on one of the walls everyday."
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